steve, scoffing after meeting tony: wow i hate Tony Stark he’s annoying and arrogant we have nothing in common 0/10 not invited to my birthday party
steve, when tony falls from the sky like an actual star: oh my god is he alive i was lying, i was lying the whole time i’m already half in love with him he’s beautiful and smart and he has great hair 100/10 please tell me he’s alive i didn’t even get to fuck him