Tag: queue

karadin:

viperbranium:

So Bucky ships off and leaves this cute twink behind:

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The next time he sees Steve he looks like this:

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Then when his mind is his own again and he sees Steve once more he’s greeted by this guy here:

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And then the next time he sees Steve after waking up from cryo he’s met with this:

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You think maybe he’s a bit worried about letting Steve out of his sight again?

a lone cry from the middle of the battlefield

GODDAMMIT STEVE!

Thing I now imagine: post-serum Steve wondering if everything he did post serum was the correct amount of it. After being able to pull a car door off the hinges and catch up to another vehicle, judgement of if you’re doing something a weird amount must go up.

memecaptainsteverogers:

Speaking as Steve Mod, this is amazing. Imagine. 

  • Do normal people eat this much food? I’m gonna watch Howard next time we’re in the canteen, surely he eats the normal amount of food. 
  • Dear Bucky, I hope the war is going well. Approximately how much do you poop in a week? Asking for a friend. 
  • If I can pull the door off a taxicab and normal people cannot, should it be assumed that I am running much faster than a person can run? I should have taken notes on average land speeds when I was in boot camp. 
  • For Science: how much peanut butter is too much peanut butter? 
  • Should my skin be THIS smooth?
  • Oh no, a beard, this is worrying
  • How loud am I breathing? Too loud? Was I this loud before and I just couldn’t hear it? 
  • Things I Cannot Ask Anyone: where did my body hair go? 
  • Still discovering new colors and trying to figure out which ones they are: the Steve Rogers Story
  • A sequel: When did I last sleep and is that normal? 
  • I’m Not Allergic To Cheese Anymore: The Thrilling Conclusion
  • Should that have broken a bone? Should I pretend to have broken a bone? 
  • So this is what having a butt feels like
  • Are my eyebrows growing faster than they did before?