sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

mushroomhobbit:

mushroomhobbit:

CHOOSE TONY’S ULTIMATE LOVE ENDGAME!

*after several questions* CLINT: Tony, what is your final question?

TONY: Ack, this game is so damn hard! Fine, I’ll stick to the usual boring Q&A. What do you look for in a lover?

A) A strong, intelligent, fierce, and compassionate partner, who deeply feels for others and fights for the needs of the many. A love of a lifetime, who I can cherish, and who shall lead by my side. It is you I seek.

B) A partner-in crime, a sensuous and open-minded lover. Someone eager for adventure and discovery, to save new and different worlds, but who still appreciates the classics. Come and experience it all with me.

C) My soulmate. My equal. A person who is my balance, and isn’t afraid to challenge me to be better. We can fight for a brighter future, together. Someone who is my Home. And hopefully I can be a home for you, too.

D) You are perfect as you are. I just want you to know that you are loved.

(Click your answer above to find out who you chose for Tony! 😀 Who shall you get?)

(if you only want a particular man for Tony as your ending, PM me.)

@cptxrogers fantastic the bachelor au is reminding me of the Dating Game comic I made years ago (where YOU choose your own man for Tony, multiple endings baby! Just click your answer)