starksquill:

Tony obnoxiously hitting on Steve after they’ve been married for ten years is my jam.

“You come here often?”

“We’ve been coming here together once a week for the past decade.”

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“Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“You are my husband.”

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“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“You’re an atheist, Tony.”

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“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“You’d have to tell me. I gave it to you a long time ago.”

“I-,” Tony’s voice cracks, “You win this round.”