itsallavengers:

Steve Rogers, sweating profusely: So… so in – so I mean in the future are- is- can- I want to fuck a robot and that’s legal right? It’s legal to fuck robots? Like If I wanted to fuck Iron Man that’s legal, I mean being gay is legal, I assume fucking robots is legal and okay too, right? I mean-

Tony Stark, listening to Steve talk about wanting to fuck his alter ego: I…Hm.