Thing I now imagine: post-serum Steve wondering if everything he did post serum was the correct amount of it. After being able to pull a car door off the hinges and catch up to another vehicle, judgement of if you’re doing something a weird amount must go up.

memecaptainsteverogers:

Speaking as Steve Mod, this is amazing. Imagine. 

• Do normal people eat this much food? I’m gonna watch Howard next time we’re in the canteen, surely he eats the normal amount of food. 
• Dear Bucky, I hope the war is going well. Approximately how much do you poop in a week? Asking for a friend. 
• If I can pull the door off a taxicab and normal people cannot, should it be assumed that I am running much faster than a person can run? I should have taken notes on average land speeds when I was in boot camp. 
• For Science: how much peanut butter is too much peanut butter? 
• Should my skin be THIS smooth?
• Oh no, a beard, this is worrying
• How loud am I breathing? Too loud? Was I this loud before and I just couldn’t hear it? 
• Things I Cannot Ask Anyone: where did my body hair go? 
• Still discovering new colors and trying to figure out which ones they are: the Steve Rogers Story
• A sequel: When did I last sleep and is that normal? 
• I’m Not Allergic To Cheese Anymore: The Thrilling Conclusion
• Should that have broken a bone? Should I pretend to have broken a bone? 
• So this is what having a butt feels like
• Are my eyebrows growing faster than they did before?