kf-tea:

My girlfriend made a dwarf for a DND campaign, and wanted her to ride a pony. 

“But what if,” I said, smiling at her. “It was made entirely out of rocks. A ‘stony’, if you will.”

And in that moment, we witnessed the birth of a beautiful, majestic creature, that is entirely blind, deaf, and dumb, but the best little rock elemental you ever did see.