Thanos: Anthony… you and I, we share the same burden. I can see it in your eyes. I can see you in my dreams. This knowledge… There is no one else who could understand you as I do.
Thanos: *other romantic bullshit* Forget about Rogers, be mine.
Tony: Steve? psh – I don’t care about him. But you? you’ve got quite the mouth on you, let’s see what you can do~
Steve: *wakes up from nightmare* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony: No steve, I don’t want to sleep with Thanos, he’s a self-important asshole who wants to kill half the universe… that’s kind of a turn off.
Tony: besides, he looks like a purpler, uglier version of Obadiah Stane. I may have daddy issues – but not those kinds of daddy issues.
this is objectively the worst thing I have ever made and I blame @itsallavengers
Captain Neverever 